Friday, January 4, 2013

In Other Lunch Tote-Related News

My super cute lunch tote was miraculously recovered today! It disappeared a couple of months ago [I think I forgot it while I was out of the office for surgery], and then it popped up in our department fridge this morning.
Later, suckers, and I am taking my bag with me.
Some chump has been using it and even had the nerve to bring it to work, so I kindly removed their stupid yogurt and stole my bag back.  I am positive it is mine, as the mystery stain in the bottom of it is still there.  I hesitated for a moment, thinking that I would be a jerk for stealing their bag, but then I reminded myself that it's MY bag.  I should have taken their yogurt, too.

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